Show Me Yours and I'll Show You Mine.

[PorkyPies]

Have you ever written any poems, odes ?, if so lets see them in here please.

[Lynette]

I have written quite a few but tend to write them for people and not keep a copy for myself....

[PorkyPies]

Good Lyn., lets see them, don't be shy.

[PorkyPies]

THE DAFFODILS; OR, I WANDERED SOZZLED AS A CLOUD

By Porkypies (He does tell lies}

I staggered lonely as a cloud
That falls on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a hostelry,
Came upon host with golden hair;
She ripped off my clothes and laid me bare

Continuous as the stars that shine
And a twinkle in her eye,
she stretched me in never-ending ways
I thought I was going to die
Tossing her head in sprightly dance'
she pleasured me so much I went into a trance.

The waves beside them danced; but they
Out-did the sparkling waves in glee
A poet could not but be gay,
In such a jocund company
I gazed -- and gazed -- but little thought
What joy she had brought to me.

For oft, when on my couch I lie
In vacant or in pensive mood,
The flashbacks come upon my snakes eye
Of my golden goddess and the thrills
And then my kleins with hardness fills,



N.B. Porkypies is now at her Majestys pleasure serving 5 years for breach of copyright

[Lynette]

;D

good one Porky - do you want me to come and visit you? I could bake a cake with a file in it!

[PorkyPies]

Feb 2, 2009 11:06:49 GMT 1 Lynette said:

;D

good one Porky - do you want me to come and visit you? I could bake a cake with a file in it!

;D

[PorkyPies]

I must admit this wasn't my work but thought it funny.

A Feeling of Impotence



There once was a time
I was omnipotent,
but now, some years later,
I'm just impotent.

I heard about cures
from books and TV
and thought some of them
might do it for me.

Maybe some Rogaine
would bring back my hair
and make me look sexy,
and suave, debonair.

Then there's Viagra,
the little blue pill.
If nothing else works,
Bob Dole says it will.

I heard of males hormones
from ads on TV.
"They bring back your sex drive,
just try 'em, you'll see!"

I went to the drug store
and bought all this stuff.
I used them together,
used more than enough.

Drug interactions
did strange things to me
and caused some reactions
that just shouldn't be.

That hair-growing Rogaine
grew hair thick and black
all over my body,
especially my back.

Viagra did nothing
for my little friend,
but made all that hair
stand straight up on end.

The hormones gave sex drive,
my outlook is great,
but due to the hair,
I can't get a date.

Now I'm in a fix.
There's no antidote.
I'm back where I started
but look like a goat.

All of this trouble
is something I've earned.
"Don't fool Mother Nature's"
the first thing I learned!

[Lynette]

;D