Sasastro
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Post by Sasastro on Apr 11, 2007 18:19:36 GMT 1
A woman in her fifties is at home, happily jumping, completely unclothed on her bed and squealing with delight.
Her husband watches her for a while and asks
"Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says,
"I don't care what you think. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year old."
The husband replies,
"And what did he say about your 55 year old arse?"
She replied, "Your name never came up"
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Post by Lynette on Apr 12, 2007 14:48:41 GMT 1
I'm in my fifties, but if I jumped up and down on my bed, not only would I break the bed, but I'd probably give meself two black eyes! ;D
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Sasastro
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Post by Sasastro on Apr 12, 2007 22:14:34 GMT 1
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Post by PorkyPies on Apr 14, 2007 13:42:53 GMT 1
A woman in her fifties is at home, happily jumping, completely unclothed on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?" The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care what you think. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year old." The husband replies, "And what did he say about your 55 year old arse?" She replied, "Your name never came up" Good 1 Sas. and Lyn. ;D
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Post by Lynette on Apr 14, 2007 15:13:13 GMT 1
My arse is only 37! ;D
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Post by PorkyPies on Apr 24, 2007 14:24:32 GMT 1
My arse is only 37! ;D
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Post by Lynette on Apr 30, 2007 7:11:57 GMT 1
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Post by PATS. on May 5, 2007 10:46:11 GMT 1
My arse is only 37! ;D ;D
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Post by Lynette on May 7, 2007 18:38:53 GMT 1
;D
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