Post by Lynette on Sept 8, 2006 10:48:08 GMT 1
A Nun gets into a cab. After a few minutes the Cabbie says "Sister, I have to confess something".
The Nun says "what would you like to confess?".
The Cabbie says "I've always wanted to kiss a Nun"
The Nun says "well, there are only two conditions under which I could let that happen - if you are single, and if you are a Catholic"
The Cabbie says "I am single and I'm Catholic"
So he pulls the cab over and the Nun gives him a long, hard kiss!
They continue the journey, and after a few more minutes the Cabbie says "Sister, I have to make another confession - I'm married and I'm Jewish!"
To which the Nun replies........
"That's ok, I'm Kevin and I'm going to a Fancy Dress Party!".
;D
The Nun says "what would you like to confess?".
The Cabbie says "I've always wanted to kiss a Nun"
The Nun says "well, there are only two conditions under which I could let that happen - if you are single, and if you are a Catholic"
The Cabbie says "I am single and I'm Catholic"
So he pulls the cab over and the Nun gives him a long, hard kiss!
They continue the journey, and after a few more minutes the Cabbie says "Sister, I have to make another confession - I'm married and I'm Jewish!"
To which the Nun replies........
"That's ok, I'm Kevin and I'm going to a Fancy Dress Party!".
;D
