Post by Moominfreak on May 28, 2006 22:42:38 GMT 1
The Methodist Minister says:
"Now then all... I have here two glasses. One with whisky,and one with water. I also have two worms - now watch"
He takes each worm and drops it in the respective glass.
The one in the water moves about quite happily, yet the one in the whisky, writhes and thrashes about before remaining still.
"Now" says the Minsiter smugly "what does that tell you about whisky?"
One chap at the back shouts;
"If ye sup whisky ye'll not get worms!"
;D
N.
"Now then all... I have here two glasses. One with whisky,and one with water. I also have two worms - now watch"
He takes each worm and drops it in the respective glass.
The one in the water moves about quite happily, yet the one in the whisky, writhes and thrashes about before remaining still.
"Now" says the Minsiter smugly "what does that tell you about whisky?"
One chap at the back shouts;
"If ye sup whisky ye'll not get worms!"
;D
N.
lol