Moominfreak's 'Typed Impersonations'

[Moominfreak]

I can do some good impersonations in real life... me best 'uns being Rab C. Nesbitt, Sean Connery, Bernard Manning, John Shuttleworth & Ken Worthington, Alan Bennett etc. etc.

But I can't do 'em here... or can I?

Instead... let me present me 'Typed Impressions' -



You'll see what I mean in a mo.

First...

Rab C. Nesbitt



"Hawaayansheyt - ye plookiefessedweerajj!
Ye sweintha' yare! Ayewilltelyerrthess - Naybawdy maisses wi' pyoor reddiobladdy raintal Rab!"


;D

N.

[Moominfreak]

And now... Albert Steptoe



"Erroooowd! Errrrrr-aaaaaaaaahld! Wurrr therr bleeedin' ell are ye? Yurr a mizzuribble bleeeduurr! Oooh! Mee goooo-leees!"

N.

[forkoff]

I do the odd impression or two myself.
guess who this is....


"I hav fer gweatetht withpect for ver bockthing induthtwee, but I am not a bokther, I am a bithniths man"

(There's a big clue at the end!)

[Moominfreak]

I know!

It were me when I'd been crunching all that ice left at the bottom of me glass!

Ith it Krith Hew-Bank?

;D

N.

[forkoff]

Yeth, It'th Kwith!

Talking of Chris, Is it me, but do all pensioners.... Sorry!... Is it me, but when you hear the song 'Three Lions', why does Frank Skinner sing in Chris Tarrant's voice?

[PorkyPies]

I thay, are you taking the pith ?.

[Lynette]

;D ;D