Big Brother. Bowen in Da House.

[Funkdooby]

I hate everyone in there except Pete, and even he's starting to wear a bit thin. All the smoochy coupling off drivel is getting right on my wick. It's obvious the likes of Imogen, Nikki and Grace have one eye on big magazine and tabloid deals. I can't imagine anyone allowing a creepy creep like Sezer to paw them constantly for any reason other than considerable financial reward

The one hope is that they send in a couple of replacement HMs. One will have to be more camp and more outrageous than Richard, to knock that halfwit off his perch. I would like to see six or eight of the HMs booted in a shock mass eviction, and bring in a group of standbys. Otherwise BB7 will just be 12 more weeks of zzzzzzzzzz.

As for tonight's eviction - Bonneh or Glum - does anyone care? It'll be Bonneh but no one will even notice she's gone.

[Funkdooby]

pat said:

admin said:

Sounds like BB7 is going to be complete barking. Carpeted garden, grass in the kitchen, God knows what else And it starts tonight! Hooray! ;D

Are you still saying Hooray?

Nope

[Sasastro]

admin said:

I've been accused of looking like him Thankfully I don't ;D

have a picture of what you look like now Funk ;D

[Funkdooby]

I haven't let anyone take a picture of me in about four years now. Well, not without my gimp mask on ;D

[Sasastro]

admin said:

I haven't let anyone take a picture of me in about four years now. Well, not without my gimp mask on ;D

Why? Will the camera break or will it steal your soul?

[PorkyPies]

Two glamorous new arrivals have been greeted with bitchiness and resentment from some of the existing Big Brother housemates.

Promotions girl Aisleyne and transvestite Sam joined the house last night after Tourette's syndrome sufferer Pete Stephenson, 24, correctly answered three out of four quiz questions in a game show task.

But while some of the housemates made an effort to welcome the new arrivals, Imogen, Sezer and Grace merely exchanged pleasantries before going off to bitch behind their backs.


Sezer told the other two he intended to give Aisleyne, a model and promotions girl a "hard time", adding that the reason they had been brought into the house was to "even up the groups, because Richard's group is crumbling".

He added: "Lea and Richard are already latching on to them."

Imogen was very dismissive of Richard's attitude towards his new housemates, while Grace added to the bitchiness, saying: "That blonde one, you can imagine what she'll look like without make-up."

The two new housemates were hidden in big red boxes in the garden and burst out to the amazement of Glyn Wise, 18, who was charged with retrieving the prizes.

Aisleyne, 27, from London, asked him: "Am I a good prize?"

He replied: "Yes, and good looking as well."

Sam, 18, a nail technician from North Ayrshire, said "oh my God" several times as she took in her new surroundings for the first time.

TV host Davina McCall explained that Sam was biologically a man, but for the purposes of the show, would be referred to as a woman.

As the two new housemates explored their new home, Big Brother released further details about them.

Aisleyne, an outspoken blonde from London, who is single and owns a cat called Princess, claims her friends think she looks like Sharon Stone.

She said she dreamed of becoming a pop star and described herself as an "independent, sexy, and trustworthy" person.

Sam, who was born in Indonesia, but now lives in North Ayrshire, Scotland, works in a nail salon.

The long-haired brunette is fluent in Malay, Indonesian and French - and is half Indonesian and half Scottish.

Big Brother said Sam loves shopping and once spent £495 on a Louis Vuitton handbag. He also loves bingo.

Sam often spends up to three hours to get ready for a night out due to an extensive beauty regime.

The new arrival thinks that being a woman would be fun as the hair, make-up and clothes "are so much nicer".

Pete, who is favourite to win, correctly answered questions from the game Meal, Or No Meal which his fellow housemates had failed to get right previously.

Housemates have been taking part in the quizzes, a spoof of the hit Channel 4 game show hosted by Noel Edmonds, over the past three days.

Prior to last night they could win prizes of food and everyday groceries from their extensive shopping list.

But they were unaware that last night's game gave them the chance to win one or two new additions to the house.

There was extra space in the house after exercise scientist and yoga fanatic Dawn Blake was thrown out last week for rule breaking.

The 38-year-old was unceremoniously dumped from the show after being warned for secretly communicating with the outside world.

Her departure followed that of anguished Shahbaz, 37, a flamboyant Glaswegian who become a house pariah for his difficult behaviour and walked out.

The only person to be leave on schedule has been part-time care worker Bonnie Holt, 20, who was evicted on Friday following the first viewer vote.

The new housemates will be immune from this week's nominations, the first round of which takes place today.

Bookmakers reacted immediately to the new arrivals with William Hill placing Sam as a 10/1 shot to win the Big Brother crown.

Aisleyne was priced at 12/1 with Pete remaining the 8/11 favourite

[Lynette]

Bonnie never stood a chance did she? I will be very interested to see tonight's eviction nominations! I want Nikki or Seezer out next!

Don't think much of either of the new arrivals - bet neither of them makes it to the final three! ;D

[Funkdooby]

I'd like Sleazer to stay there long enough for the entire house to turn on him, then have the bugger unceremoniously evicted to record levels of booing ;D He really is a totally objectionable twat

[SarkyMoo]

Yeah, he's going to get a right shock when he comes out. lol

[Lynette]

How shiny was that new "girl's" face!? OMG!

[PorkyPies]

Posh boy George has walked out of the Big Brother house.

The 19-year-old student had previously discussed his thoughts of leaving with Big Brother, but confirmed his decision in another visit to the diary room.

He explained: "My reason for leaving the Big Brother house is the thought of fame and how I would like to continue my private life - and fame is too much for me.


When asked by Big Brother to describe his personal highlights, he replied: "The whole thing has been a highlight."

And he said his reason for entering the house was "to interact with new people and get out of my normal way of life. I thought it would be fun, entertaining… I've enjoyed every minute of it… it's been really, really fun getting to meet everyone."

George added: "I wanted to break the stereotypical public school view… and I think I've achieved that. "

He finished by telling Big Brother: "I'd like to remain friends with Grace - I think she's wicked."

Big Brother soon delivered George his suitcase to pack and gave him the chance to bid his housemates goodbye.

[Funkdooby]

Why didn't George think through the potential consequences before he went in? He was completely boring anyway - he only got in because he was vaguely related to royalty. The BB producers never learn, despite this being the 12th UK BB (7 standard, 4 Celeb, 1 Teen).

[PorkyPies]

admin said:

Why didn't George think through the potential consequences before he went in? He was completely boring anyway - he only got in because he was vaguely related to royalty. The BB producers never learn, despite this being the 12th UK BB (7 standard, 4 Celeb, 1 Teen).

I think they are having problems now with so many walking. Perhaps they should throw a celebrity in there like Ozzie Osbourne, that would be fun.



What D'ya think Sharon ?.

[Lynette]

Hahahahaha! Sezer thinks all the girls in the outside world will vote to keep him in?! What a deluded [door]knob he really is!

I've already voted for him to be booted out on Friday! How big-headed is he? And when he even said to Imogen's face "If I was up against you the girls would vote to keep me in"! OMG!

[SarkyMoo]

REDIAL REDIAL REDAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!