Britain's Got Talent - Really?

[Moominfreak]

"Britain's Got Talent" - Tale From A Reject!

This 'top' prog. has now ended... and I can breathe a sigh of relief now... because ironically, I've become famous because of it!

"Why, were you on it?" they cry...

Well no - I failed to get on it, and having heard how BAD some of the stuff on there has been, then that in itself is an achievement of a kind... to have been SO POOR that you DIDN'T get on there...

Yep, yet again someone said to me yesterday:
"God, how BAD must you have been not to get on that? You want to se some of the sh*te they've had on!!!"

As someone who strives to be a 'cr*p comedian' who deliberately at times uses poor material (harder than it sounds finding the dregs and detritus to use) then this is only to be expected... but also, as an attention-seeking 'comedy wannabee' it's also bruised my ego, which has lost another 15 p.s.i. of pressure (i.e. it's deflated again).

Anyhow - if you've survived this sedating text, click on the link below to hear me wallow in self-pity, but also hopefully to have a laugh about it - yet another mad incident to add to my 'comedy seevee'.

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N.

[PorkyPies]

Loved the bit about the talented Plumber with the bathroom. ;D

You probably didn't see this thread N. but I loved the show. It was only a spin off from the U.S. one. Ant and Dec. were a lot better presenting it than here wotshername who use to work with them.

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[Lynette]

I'll be honest N - I didn't see hardly any of the show - but the bits I did see left me thinking - "I can't believe this act made it and N didn't"

I never once thought "how sh*te must N have been to not get on there". You know I think that maybe they just felt your material wasn't right for the gig? Because I think you HAVE got talent - you're extremely funny! So there!

[Moominfreak]

lol, cheers for th comments of support - I'll put the rope back in the garage for now!



I do find it comical re: the "how sh*te were ye?" thing... it's kond of got me famous but for the wrong reasons really... I'm happy enough though, I did a 'humour therapy' session in Scotland not long back and that went well - plus I'm game enough to keep getting up and having a try, so ye have to admire my 'ability not to learn'!



N.

[PorkyPies]

Plus the fact the number of entrants in each city was unbelievable.
It tooks hours upon hours before they got to see the panel as you will know N.

[Moominfreak]

Aye, I was there for ruddy ages!



N.

[PorkyPies]

moominfreak said:

Aye, I was there for ruddy ages!



N.

Can believe it.

[Moominfreak]

You should - I tell the truth me - always!

Mind you - that's a lie!



N.

[Lynette]

;D

[PorkyPies]

moominfreak said:

You should - I tell the truth me - always!

Mind you - that's a lie!



N.

Seee you are funny N.

[Moominfreak]

Oh yes!

N.