SarkyMoo
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Post by SarkyMoo on Jun 8, 2006 9:02:03 GMT 1
If they had a vagina for a day...
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
1. Finally find that damned G-spot.
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Post by Lynette on Jun 8, 2006 12:54:08 GMT 1
;D ;D ;D
Good one!
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Post by PorkyPies on Jun 9, 2006 14:39:16 GMT 1
;D ;D ;D Where do you find these ?.
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Post by PATS. on Jun 9, 2006 14:56:15 GMT 1
;D Good Vicky
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SarkyMoo
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Post by SarkyMoo on Jun 9, 2006 19:24:44 GMT 1
;D ;D ;D Where do you find these ?. I can't tell you that, if I did... well, I'd have everybody else nicking them  |
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Post by PorkyPies on Jun 10, 2006 13:36:14 GMT 1
;D ;D ;D Where do you find these ?. I can't tell you that, if I did... well, I'd have everybody else nicking them I wouldn't nick your knickings.  |
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Sasastro
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Post by Sasastro on Jun 10, 2006 19:07:15 GMT 1
 good one Vicki
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Post by Funkdooby on Jun 10, 2006 20:42:19 GMT 1
Must be fun if you're a hermaphrodite ;D
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SarkyMoo
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Post by SarkyMoo on Jun 11, 2006 9:46:31 GMT 1
I can't tell you that, if I did... well, I'd have everybody else nicking them I wouldn't nick your knickings. Would you nick me knickers though ;D |
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Post by PorkyPies on Jun 11, 2006 14:34:58 GMT 1
I wouldn't nick your knickings. Would you nick me knickers though ;D |
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SarkyMoo
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Post by SarkyMoo on Jun 12, 2006 8:02:03 GMT 1
Good job they're all safely hidden from you then  |
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Post by Moominfreak on Jun 12, 2006 9:11:03 GMT 1
Never once saw the word clitoris!
Stereo-bloody-typica!
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Post by Moominfreak on Jun 12, 2006 9:40:58 GMT 1
Here... a response!
;D
Top ten things WOMEN would do if they woke up and had a
penis for a day:
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America
9. Learn to stare with that "I'm undressing you" look.
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.
5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a
surging orgasm.
4. Touch/shift yourself in public without thought as to how
improper it may seem.
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it
feels as funny as it looks.
2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction
which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next
to his member which causes two inches to be added to the
final measurement.
And, the NUMBER ONE thing women would do if they woke up
with a penis...
1. Get a blow job.
;D
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Post by PorkyPies on Jun 12, 2006 23:24:02 GMT 1
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Post by PorkyPies on Jun 12, 2006 23:26:07 GMT 1
Good job they're all safely hidden from you then ;D |
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