Post by PorkyPies on Aug 6, 2006 15:10:23 GMT 1
CHEEKY Ant McPartlin’s new neighbours have been getting more than they bargained for – an eyeful of his wedding tackle!
The telly star has become the talking point of Chiswick, West London, because he keeps flashing his flesh at the locals.
Ant, 30, and bride Lisa, 29, recently moved into their million pound house, but have been so busy planning their wedding they forgot to buy new curtains.
So every time Ant takes a shower he’s been flashing his manhood at his eagle-eyed neighbours.
One said: "Due to their lack of curtains, the whole of Ant is available to be seen every day.
"And the displays are proving quite a local draw. He’s really spiced up our neighbourhood."
Locals can look forward to a second slice of the celebrity world.
Ant’s best mate, on-screen partner Declan Donnelly, 30, has bought a house in the same street. The resident added: "It’s going to make life a lot more interesting having both of them on the street.
"But let’s hope that Dec buys some curtains before he moves in!"
At least Ant will have a tanned body to show off when he returns from his honeymoon next week.
The newlyweds spent £800 a night to stay at the six-star One & Only resort at Reethi Rah in the Maldives.
They have splashed out on a luxurious beach villa complete with their own butler.
The resort has four miles of golden coastline, 40 swimming pools, four yachts, five restaurants and a spa.
An insider revealed: "It only opened a few months ago and it has been designed to be one of the most beautiful and romantic places on the planet.
"Honeymooners get extra special treatment of course, and as soon as Ant and Lisa arrived they were served a bottle of the finest champagne.
"Their villa has its own 25-metre pool and private access to a lagoon and beach. It’s paradise
800 quid-a-night!!!! No wonder they can't afford any curtains!!!! 
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